Ladies' Basic Freedoms Polka


Words & Music: Jake Thackray

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The ladies of the neighbourhood
Are fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.

Gentlemen, don't walk alone!
Beware these women! They're widely known
For their marksmanship, their lobster grip.
They're quick to strike, and they strike to the bone.

The ladies of the neighbourhood
Are fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.

They advance libertarian views
With the speed of incontinent kangaroos.
With a vampire's wail their hungry nails
Will sink into your bulging trews.

The ladies of the neighbourhood
Are fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.

They've been where no women have been before,
Up Lord Mayors' petticoats, barristers' drawers.
They're known to have poked up a horseguard's cloak
And many a butcher's pinafore.

The ladies of the neighbourhood,
Fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.

Your chef isn't safe when they break loose;
In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced:
A yelp, a scream, a clatter of tureens
And lo and behold your cook is goosed.

The ladies of the neighbourhood,
Fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.

They had the vicar with a fearful tweak,
Plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks.
With a priestly wince he stuck to his principles
And turned the other cheek.

The ladies of the neighbourhood,
Fighting the fight for womanhood
By taking what they feel to be
Fundamental liberties.


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