Caption Competition No. 5

[KeithD]

For anyone who wasn’t there, this is Roger Stennet.

[Gordon]

Roger bravely attempts a cat’s cradle using invisible string

[Malcy]

Writing plays requires Ninja Focus.

[maggiepress]

"What do you mean, the sound of one hand clapping?"

[Malcy]

I’ll just wet my whistle… Oy !! Who’s filched me Cavalier ale ?

[Paul]

Billy was better with his eyes closed, on one leg and with no hands…*

[claresdad]

In a last ditch attempt to stop Roger sucking his thumb his mummy had coated his thumbnail with anti nailbiting coating

I think Ian’s sign-off line sums up the image:-

Stop that! Its not clever and its not funny

:laugh:

[Malcy]

Bottle, glass, glass, bottle, just like that ! Hah hah hah hah. Can you tell who it is yet ?

[KeithD]

Roger demonstrates his closed-mouth flossing technique.

[KeithD]

Unable to relax, Roger never got the full benefit of Tai Chi.

[Malcy]

THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY

Roger was that rarest of sportsmen, a pathologically honest fisherman.

[KeithD]

Roger couldn’t hide his disappointment as his third dart just missed the playing card.

Roger practises his technique for the tequila slammer contest.

[KeithD]

His parents had been too poor to buy him a bat, but Roger had developed a table-tennis serve that was close to unreturnable.

[Malcy]

Every day, Roger practiced the gesture, to be the prime candidate if Fred Dinenage ever retired from "HOW !"

[Author]

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