Caption Competition No 3

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  • 20 October 2004 at 4:45 am #4069
    KeithD
    Keymaster

      The biter bit!

      20 October 2004 at 11:58 am #4070
      Malcy
      Participant

        You there ! Haverley ! Get to the back !

        20 October 2004 at 8:00 pm #4072
        Gordon
        Keymaster

          If you don’t like our smutty songs, you can bugger off now!

          21 October 2004 at 1:37 am #4073
          Malcy
          Participant

            or…

            Ladies ! Don’t go ! "Bushy Triangle" – it’s in the lyrics, I didn’t write it !

            21 October 2004 at 2:16 pm #4074
            g8ina
            Participant

              "I used to be a Trad Folk singer and stick my finger in my ear, but my ear is now full of this horrible brown stuff, look "

              21 October 2004 at 3:54 pm #4075
              Judith
              Participant

                Hey! Order me another pint before they close the bar, will you?

                21 October 2004 at 5:37 pm #4076
                KeithD
                Keymaster

                  "Shut that door and keep it shut until I’m finished."

                  22 October 2004 at 2:33 am #4077
                  claresdad
                  Participant

                    I’m warning you Malcy, cock up I Stayed Off Work again and you’r history!

                    22 October 2004 at 4:10 am #4078
                    Malcy
                    Participant

                      Excuse me ! You at the back. The Ralph McTell Lookalike competition is upstairs in the gallery. Thank you.

                      22 October 2004 at 2:06 pm #4079
                      Judith
                      Participant

                        Don’t let those Frenchmen in or they’ll rubbish my Brassens translations!

                        22 October 2004 at 5:12 pm #4080
                        KeithD
                        Keymaster

                          Stop that! It’s not clever and it’s not funny.

                          23 October 2004 at 11:52 pm #4081
                          Judith
                          Participant

                            ……… and for Pete’s sake lock those Topica Ladies in another room somewhere while I do my set……… 😡

                            27 October 2004 at 4:01 pm #4082
                            Judith
                            Participant

                              If you feel like throwing something, there are platefuls of mini-scones up there in the Gallery……….

                              (Keith, I think you’d better put up your next picture, or we shall have exhausted all the possible caption topics before we see it!)

                              27 October 2004 at 8:20 pm #4083
                              Ian Burdon
                              Participant

                                Oi! Clare’s dad! you promised me and Malcy a pint if we got Stayed Off Work right

                                27 October 2004 at 10:03 pm #4084
                                Malcy
                                Participant

                                  So logically, that’s pints deux then, as our French colleagues in Europe would have it… 🙂

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