Perhaps some bibulous but kindly disposed young woman would arrange to be legless on a temporary basis from time to time to help you out. But I can see how this tragic accident has blighted your comedic ambitions. Well, at least in etheric terms on these boards you can stand as tall the rest of us.
(I think I’m making words up here.)
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