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  • #4304
    Judith
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      Keiwit, you seem to be someone with a high fantasy rating, a delight in words, a great deal of undischarged mental energy – and possiby, also, not enough to do at work?! 😉 :S

      Let me assure you that you are among equals on this forum!! And if your pa takes after you (if he’ll pardon the expression) he would be among friends here too. Has he come to join us yet? How shall we know him if he does? This is a non-ageist community. 🙂 🙂 🙂

      Post edited by: Judith, at: 2005/01/26 09:54

      #4305
      Keiwit
      Participant

        "Keiwit, you seem to be someone with a high fantasy rating, a delight in words, a great deal of undischarged mental energy – and possiby, also, not enough to do at work?!"

        One request, Judith, can you give the eulogy at my funeral? Keep next year free if you would.

        To return to the unsavoury episode that is my beloved father, someone once told me it was obvious where I got my sense of humour from. Yes, that’s right, it’s all from a joke book my dad found when he was rooting through Lenny Henry’s dustbins.

        He brought it home for us to eat but I decided to try reading it instead. We ate the cookery book he found instead, I expect it tasted much the same but the pages looked more appetising.

        Anyway, every time I say something witty and/or spontaneous it all comes from hours of painful research and practice. I’m not funny at all by the way, I just pretend to be to make people laugh.

        I do "delight in words". But I’m a terrible speller so I sometimes delight in worms instead. I am often bored at work but hope any other Performance Analysts on here will symapthise.

        #4306
        KeithD
        Keymaster

          Mayhap pidsblufgo is an acronym for Philippine Institute for Development Studies, Breeches and Leather Uniform Forum, Group Organiser. You can verify the elements of that at http://www.acronymfinder.com

          As for adding superfluous letters within words, you can’t beat the Irish. If you motor around Ireland, don’t ask for directions unless you’re happy being laughed at; use a map instead. If you want to pronounce any word in Irish gaelic just drop a random third or so of the letters (especially the aitches) and have a stab at what’s left. EG Maigh Eo is Mayo (county, not low fat), bean sídhe is approx. banshee, fleadh is approx. fla, breitheamh is approx. breeh’n.

          Which has almost nothing to do with this Brentism: "Avoid employing unlucky people – throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them".

          Goodnight, and may your god go with you.

          #4307
          Ian Burdon
          Participant

            Wouldn’t it have been fun to have had this conversation on the Topica list and seen how quickly the topicapolice would have felt our collars?

            #4308
            Keiwit
            Participant

              "Wouldn’t it have been fun to have had this conversation on the Topica list"

              I’d never seen the Topica list before, but just now I went to have a look. The first thread that caught my eye was:

              "Rolf Harris covers Jake?"

              This conjured up a rather strange image for me. Now I’m trying to decide who has the longer legs.

              #4309
              KeithD
              Keymaster

                aliasmacalias wrote:

                Wouldn’t it have been fun to have had this conversation on the Topica list and seen how quickly the topicapolice would have felt our collars?

                Given the posters and content, I have thought a few times that the natural home for this chat is The Steamie. While it’s nicely off-topic here, it’s more permanent than the ephemeral nature of recent posts deserves, and is likely to surprise a lot of new members visiting the thread expecting a nice welcome or some helpful advice.

                It’s also a bit too ephemeral and quirky to generate hundreds of Topica e-mails for each quip, police or no.

                #4310
                Keiwit
                Participant

                  "and is likely to surprise a lot of new members visiting the thread expecting a nice welcome or some helpful advice."

                  I made the point a few days ago (25/1/05) that it would be nice if others introduced themselves. Quietness ensued.

                  Then I made up a word….

                  #4312
                  KeithD
                  Keymaster

                    Keiwit wrote:

                    I made the point a few days ago (25/1/05) that it would be nice if others introduced themselves. Quietness ensued.

                    It’s the way of the world that the huge majority of people are lurkers rather than posters. It was the fresh lurkers’ surprise I was musing on.

                    #4313
                    Keiwit
                    Participant

                      "It’s the way of the world that the huge majority of people are lurkers rather than posters."

                      Good point well made. There are about 100 more people registered than when i joined a month ago, and thousands more visitors "and still rising". The only helpful advice they’ll get from this thread is not to overdose on lemsip.

                      #4314
                      Keiwit
                      Participant

                        But I am still bored at work

                        Post edited by: keiwit, at: 2005/01/27 15:09

                        #4315
                        claresdad
                        Participant

                          As one who has been to all but one of the Project gatherings I have the luxury of knowing most of the the regular posters on this site. As I write I notice that there are now nearly 600 members on this site but few actually post.

                          Of those we have met as a family I can say that there is not a bad one amongst them and we have had some very memorable evenings in the company of those who but for our love of Jake we have nothing in common with.

                          I welcome Keiwits rather different slant on life and hope to get a chance to meet some of those who lurk at the next big do. I am unable to attend the Knutsford do which is a shame as I am certain that It will be a blast.

                          p.s. what has happened to the picture section?

                          #4316
                          Keiwit
                          Participant

                            "p.s. what has happened to the picture section?"

                            It’s been replaced by a thousand words

                            🙂

                            #4322
                            Ian Burdon
                            Participant

                              Yes, well, when I kicked off this thread I had hoped that it would afford new members an opportunity to say hello and maybe a few words about themselves. The best laid schemes, however, gang oft agley.

                              Ian

                              #4324

                                To all Expert/Gold/Senior(old?) boarders and admin.

                                You’ve taunted me too long! Yes, I am one your despised lurker.

                                I am not sure if I am typical, but I joined up some months ago looking for the lyric of a song Jake Thackray sang at two gigs I went, to but with Ian’s help it turned out not to be written by him! – Job’s Worth. See the threads if you’re interested.

                                Since then I have been a regular visitor to the site but I have to admit that I did not realise I was lurking. I now feel terribly shabby and worthless, but honestly I had nothing of value to add to you eloquent and experienced boarders.

                                If it‚Äôs a profile of my sad type you want ‚Äì I am an unashamed 55 year old engineer – married for with two grown up kids. For the past two years. I have been working in Denmark managing a Product Development team designing coffee machines.

                                In addition to my professional activities here we have been trying to form the Odense Headquarters of GOM International – Grump Old Men International.

                                The Jake Thackray website has been one of my electronic haunts over the past two years and if it wasn‚Äôt for you I probably wouldn‚Äôt have known about Sister Josephine Kicks the Habit. I‚Äôm planning to be there, hopefully in Leeds. Yes – I will be lurking there too!

                                Thanks for the web site.

                                So now you know why I don’t post so often, I just “go on again, on again”

                                Yours

                                Lurking of Odense, DK

                                #4326

                                Hallo all,

                                Since lurkers appear to be disapproved of on this forum (though I can’t think why –don’t you find it flattering when people lurk inquisitively? I know I would!) I decided to introduce myself. I’m a relatively young fan of Jake’s and first discovered him about a year ago when I heard Lah-di-Dah, an utterly brilliant and subversive song and still my favourite, hotly pursued by Sister Josephine and Ulysses. Since I am also a huge fan of Jacques Brel, I was able to hear the chansonnier influence on Jake’s work at once. I have been cogitating on where Jake fits in the English folk (sort-of) tradition and musing on the possibility of writing an article on him for my online magazine, which, among other things, examines some of the quirkier areas of English culture. All of this helps to explain why I joined the site last week, although to be frank I’ve been too busy to do much lurking since then (with the exception of enjoying the witty posts on this forum). So that’s me, then.

                                Cheers

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